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forgot to buy milk
edit: just remember i have sustagen. I'll shower, drink that, and go to bed nice and early
My nipples are currently unoccupied
😂
I thought you have the Y chromosome. What do your nipples produce?
All things considered I think it’d be fish oil.
that is way more valuable than milk. Maybe we should farm this.
You can milk anything with nipples. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
brb gonna go milk a tattoo machine
Not sure. Could be fun to find out though
I do not volunteer as tribute
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How has nobody suggested "human kindness"? What does this say about you, hm?
is human kindness like human kinder with chocolate outside and milk inside?
The surprise toy is a fillet of smoked herring
From the special edition one can harvest potato gems.
I'm going to need extra breakfast tomorrow to make up for the dinner I've just thrown up...
Oh nooo
Apparently mens breasts can produce milk under a very select set of circumstances.
"Hypothyroidism, a pituitary tumor, certain liver problems, some medications, and feminizing hormone therapy can potentially induce lactation in men." Hmmm we can drug Force and he would start safely (?) producing milk.
Someone would probably be into that.