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[โ€“] baconmash@aussie.zone 11 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I just neatly folded two fitted sheets. AMA.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is a known impossibility unless you have special powers, sort of like how the Guild bends time and space. ๐Ÿคจ, do you have very blue eyes?

[โ€“] baconmash@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't call that blue on its own. They glow and send light towards you, resulting in a blue shift and turning the light blue.

[โ€“] wscholermann@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I tried to learn this and never really got the hang of it.

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

The key: fold the sewn corners.

[โ€“] baconmash@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

What Taleya says. Find the seams.

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is amazing. Not only can you serve breakfast across the Pacific Ocean on demand, but can fold fitted sheets!!!! What sorcery is this? I need to learn. Or hand in my witchcraft brownie badge.

[โ€“] baconmash@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The trick is to fortify the sheet with toast to make them easier to fold.

Toast. I think I understand. Will have to crank up the steam powered iron to its absolute max for this methinks.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] baconmash@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

make one corner spoon its neighbour corner. repeat until all the corners are spooning.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

๐Ÿ˜ฑ ty Bacon-God

[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Almost sounds like folding dumplings or pastry.

[โ€“] baconmash@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

I am unfortunately terrible at that.

[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I tried the spoony thing but could never get the final package to look nice and neat. Your powers are suspicious...

[โ€“] baconmash@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Once they're all spooning you need to shake them and pull them a bit to make them submit to your powers.