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The Government is funding over $20 million for the development of Surveillance Clothing called SMARTePANTS (www.iarpa.gov)

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[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

“Alright team. Let’s play back the recordings and see if we finally have this mob boss confessing to those hits”. Plays back recording.

“Then I walked up behind him and” … audio is constantly interrupted by a string of loud farts.

“I’m sorry Captain. Jones did Taco Bell for lunch that day and the microphone on those pants are so close to the brass section of the band so to speak.”