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The Government is funding over $20 million for the development of Surveillance Clothing called SMARTePANTS (www.iarpa.gov)

submitted 1 year ago by DangerZ0ne@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ugh what the fuck.

How are these going to interface with my D-Pants? Are they even compatible?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEwjogp4wIo

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Probably not, they want to sell you their version.