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Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] oldGregg@lemm.ee 56 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I've made it 9 months since I quit.

Lotta chicken and rice but I thought I'd take my retirement before I die in the food wars

[โ€“] fuckmyphonefuckingsu@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Are you my roomate?

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