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Tom Scott stole anons gf (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by alt@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 72 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Hi, actual Tom Scott here

I can confirm that this 4chan post was indeed made by me and that the story of me making out with this guys girlfriend is also true. Chick had jugs like you wouldn't believe it. Bitch as loser just sat there and cried. Anyway, I'm off to Poland to film a video about a really interesting public toilet they have there.

Tom Scott out.

PS: Matt Gray is also here with me.

Hi it's me, Matt Grey. I also do youtube, sometimes.

[–] SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

The actual Tom Scott here. OP literally loves nothing more than to constantly deepthroat donkey dick.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 16 points 1 year ago

Will you date me?
Haha, sorry, Tom Scott stole my phone and typed that!

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Guys... What if a video about an interesting Polish toilet actually comes out next week? Then we'd have really been pwned.