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[–] gst0ck@lemm.ee 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

$5 says I know how he votes.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

$5 bucks says he doesn't vote for a while.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But he can still run to be President amiright?! Lol

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

He didn’t lead an insurrection, so, sure.

Not sure it’ll go anywhere. We already have 2 florida men leading the pack.

[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not at all? Dude probably doesn't know what day it is.

Where do I send my cashapp deets?

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or maybe he writes in Ronald Reagan each election, muttering how if Carter gets into office, he's going to let those Nazi commies take over the country and everyone will end up speaking Danish and forced to work in the sand mines so the European nudy beaches will stay nice, which he supports but is embarrassed about so he overcompensates.

[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

That seems more likely than him voting for anyone actually on the ballot.