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This is clearly shaping up to be the pinnacle of this decade's technology (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[โ€“] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want to learn how to write a physics engine.

[โ€“] jarfil@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

Those are easy, unless you want 128bit resolution, relativistic effects, collisions, or fancy stuff like that.

PS: Bonus points if you write one without collision detection, then sell it as a game on Steam.

PS2: Super Bonus points if you make it 64bit, then keep crowd-funding it for 10 years.