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[–] CarlsIII@kbin.social 102 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I already knew it was a cult, but wow, it really is a cult

[–] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

When do they get to the part where the men in the cult are snipping off their own nuts and buying black Nikes? My fear is that this cult won't direct their weird tendencies at themselves, but instead, others.