> Greentext

You actually have to give the blowjob to get the repair.

There’s plenty of things to hate on Apple about, no need to make things up.

Unless one has taken their phone to a dodgy repair shop, there is no feasible way it would be missing pieces.

My own anecdotal experiences with Apple range from The fuck? to Nice! It seems that like most companies, it depends on which person helps, and if they are willing to help.