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Motherfucker that's not a fortune, that's advice
Be a looming omen I base my life off which was randomly assigned to me by the nice Latina lady who I paid for my food court dinner or be nothing.
and this is where I introduce you to the game "in bed", where every time you read a fortune cookie, you add "in bed" to the end.
see? works every time...