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[–] NatoBoram@lemm.ee 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Should've written the malware in Go, smh

[–] zikk_transport2@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] NatoBoram@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago
Usage: ./malware [OPTIONS]

Options:
  -h, --help            Display this help message and exit.
  -i, --infect          Infect target system with payload.
  -s, --spread          Spread malware to vulnerable hosts.
  -c, --configure       Configure malware settings interactively.
  -o, --output [FILE]   Save log output to a file.
  -q, --quiet           Quiet mode - suppress non-critical output.

Advanced Options:
  -a, --activate [CODE] Activate advanced features with code.
  -b, --backdoor [PORT] Open backdoor on specified port.
  -m, --mutate          Evade detection by mutating code.

Description:
  Malware toolkit for educational purposes only.
  Use responsibly on authorized systems.

Examples:
  ./malware -i                  Infect local system with default payload.
  ./malware -i -s               Infect and spread to other systems.
  ./malware -a ACTCODE -b 1337  Activate advanced features and open backdoor.
  ./malware -q -o output.log    Run quietly, save logs to 'output.log'.