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I personally use tabs (programming.dev)

submitted 1 year ago by gnuswann@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] lasagna@programming.dev 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

3 spaces is best because if the universe is chaos then everything in it should reflect that.

[–] soundasleep@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm more about increasing spaces exponentially to really highlight how important each line is

public boolean function() {
 if (method()) {
   if (otherMethod()) {
       for (Object o : list()) {
               if (o.isAlive()) {
                               return false;
               }
       }
   }
 }
 return true;
}

[–] lasagna@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Good, good. The less consistency the better.

[–] zbyte64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Use the Fibonacci series so you can smugly claim your code incorporates the gold ratio

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But what if the chaos plays favorites and favors tabs?

[–] lasagna@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

For line in lines: if char[0] == SPACE { del char[0]} else if char[0] == TAB {char[0] = SPACE*3}

save('overwrite')