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Years of experience speaking:
If your end results are following this pattern, no one gives a fuck how you do
Make it maintainable should be up there too.
I’ve worked with projects that does the right thing, but no one can add new features to it because it’s a nightmare to work with. It’s at the level of not being able to move a button on the UI without breaking how the software interacts with the cloud.
Jesus Christ
Add make it cheap and you got yourself a deal
Also make it yesterday.
Pick two.
Nah, do all three. That should have been a numbered list.