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Oh man, if only... Door-to-door evangelical tech support would be so cool.
"Thanks for coming over, I'm having an issue with-"
"Sorry, that's exactly the same as a totally unrelated issue someone had over in Des Moines. Read the rules before we knock on your door next time."
This is just IT Catholicism.
No thanks I will stick to Orthodoxy
Inshallah
Oh IGNUtius, Patron of the Code Divine, Bless our Linux journey, make it shine. Guard our systems, keep them free, From malware's grasp, forever be.
Steadfast Saint, with open source embrace, Grant stability, let bugs erase. In your FOSS realm, may we thrive, Under your guidance, we shall strive.
With Pacman's grace, our packages align, Arch commands echo, your blessings entwine. IGNUtius, hear our plea, For safe computing, we look to thee.
With gratitude and open hearts, we say, Guide us on this Linux way.
Going to get real weird when the Red Hat guys start a crusade against Ubuntu for heresy.