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You can only drink one drink for the rest of your life, but it cannot be water. What do you pick? (kbin.social)

submitted 1 year ago by genesis@kbin.social to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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And no "water with a twist of lemon/slice of cucumber" goofs. Water isn't allowed.

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 86 points 1 year ago (3 children)

EVERY drink is water!

Soda is less water and some sugar mixture
Juice is less water and some squished fruit
Beer is less water and some cooked hops
Tea is less water and some leaf infusion
Coffee is less water and some roasted bean-juice
A martini is even less water with some alcohol and old squished fruit

So DON'T TELL ME WATER ISN'T ALLOWED! Damn, this is making me irrationally angry. Maybe I need some water...

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I wish you'd said beer was less water and more squished fruit

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

If that's the case, I guess I'll pick kool-aid powder.

[–] SpeedLimit55@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can either have whole milk or fresh squeezed juice. 😂

[–] ttk@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago

Whole milk is just water with some emulgated fat in it. Fresh squeezed juice is just water with some biomass in it.

I suppose we need to switch to sunflower oil or something. It is digestible, has no water in it, but isnt exactly healthy.