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It's not great (media.kbin.social)

submitted 1 year ago by mycodesucks@kbin.social to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Gecko@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

ngl, I'm annoyed whenever someone creates an application but doesn't want to publish their code cause it looks bad. Like no one cares that your code is bad and by publishing it, you can get others to help you improve it.

[–] lol@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If it works, it works.

[–] rmuk 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Steadily increasing unsigned integer on a long-running piece of infrastructure: bonjour

[–] socsa@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Laughs in

struct LooooongCounter {
    long highPart;
    long lowPart;
};

[–] TheyCallMeHacked@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

LooooongCounter operator++(const LooooongCounter&amp; c) {
    if(c.lowPart == ULONG_MAX) {
        c.highPart++;
        c.lowPart = 0;
    }
    else c.lowPart++;
}

[–] fer0n@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

I think you convinced me to actually do it