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He's in a lifted truck I'm sure he'd be thrilled if you showed him (midwest.social)

submitted 5 days ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/memes@midwest.social

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[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 45 points 5 days ago (6 children)

You gotta remember the drivers of these things tend to be the biggest hotheads with an inferiority complex on planet earth. I wouldn't go out of my way to antagonize them. You never know when one of them is gonna snap and make you part of a statistic.

I hate these headlights as much as everyone else but I don't see the point in losing my mind or life over it. I just try and change lanes and let them go so they can rear end some other poor sucker.

[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 15 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I’ve contemplated doing all kinds of things when I get tailgated by these yokels, haven’t done a single one of them. A man can dream.

I do think the liquid ass might be ambiguous enough if executed right. Maybe if it was skunk smell or dead animal smell, and if it looked like the nozzle was askew instead of intentional. Or maybe a fine mist instead of a spray.

You’re probably right. I’ll still theorycraft revenge though

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Biodegradable water balloons kept in your car help you prevent having to stop to pee AND a useful tailgate repellant.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That just sounds like me pissing myself with extra steps.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

It will take some practice, I grant you this

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