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Learn to code (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 23 hours ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 25 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

I must have learned programming wrong, then, because dear ducking god, the amount of incompetent shit I have to see is surreal.

One system we've got from a different state was marketed as having geolocation. It doesn't. All object relations have to be created manually in a separate page, as in, you register a city, then register an address, THEN, on a different page, you connect the two. Now imagine this for some 24 objects. It has some specific profile permissions hard coded by id (like, only profile with id 4 can create some stuff)

This is just the shit I remember off the top of my head. The cherry on top is that they didn't validate unique emails for users, you could have 999 users with the same email and no way for them to reset their passwords. I asked why: "we didn't think about it"

[–] logging_strict@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

This read like a movie review. I love movie reviews.

Don't watch this movie! Died by the second half. My neighbors called SWAT on me cuz the movie script was that bad, the actors completely unlikable, and the direction almost nonexistent. The CGI was not bad if it was 1990s. There was almost no humorous scenes. Just wet paint dripping dialogue by actors that couldn't fake an emotion or facial expression to save their life.

Every time a critic dies a little on the inside

Can't get enough. The opener is always fresh and hilarious

[–] TheRagingGeek@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Feel your pain there, my second and longest role was doing automated phone systems(IVR) and sadly Everytime I call another company I hear all of their fuckups

[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 6 points 10 hours ago

I asked why: "we didn't think about it"

I have Simon Pegg in Hot Fuzz ringing in my ears: "IT'S YOUR JOB!"