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Because rose flavour in food is disgusting.
To quote Guy Fierri regarding roses in food: "It tastes the way old furniture smells."
Fuck me I had the same thought once as Guy Fieri. I guess I'm in flavortown.
He has a sauce brand that was fantastic except they included little flavor bits of things like "actual onions and peppers" that would get stuck in the spout.
This is why people use powdered chemicals you madlad!
Oh, is that like the fabled Donkey Sauce?
So you dislike the thing that I like. Well, well. Guess what? I absolutely despise the things that you like. And the things you love? I abhor them. You must be a brute, a philistine, a barbarian, not only to have such an uneducated palate, but to have the foolishness to admit it. Ha ha, truly! This person has different tastes! Very bizarre but also absolutely wrong.
Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead drolex! HAAAAAARRRRK! Hark! Triton! Hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til' ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin' tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of drolex, even any scantling of your soul is drolex no more, but is now itself the sea!
This has great copypasta potential
This but unironically
could be a cilantro tastes like soap or a broccoli tastes like sewage kind of thing.
the cilantro one is genetic supposedly, the broccoli is that one guy on lemmy and I still want to know if its also genetic or any other reason but there probably aren't enough people with the correct skill set that care enough to figure it out.
I also don't like rose in food but its mainly because someone I always hated as a kid, and still don't want to be anywhere near, smelled like rose
I love cilantro, but the taste of rose makes me think of potpourri and soap in old lady's bathrooms. I've had rose flavored Turkish delight before, and it was okay, but I much prefer the other flavors.
Most cilantro soap people are considered super tasters. We can detect the bitter tasting compound in a lot of vegetables easier than most.