For breakfast I can get a whole socially acceptable meal by pouring milk over cereal, and then I can wash up by running it under a tap. I’m not missing an opportunity like that.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 7 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Let me tell you about breakfast shakes...

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Ok so not kidding I just started doing these since my doctor got concerned about the weight I was losing, and holy fucking shit they are AWESOME.

Cookies and Cream, Cookie Dough, Chocolate, Cinnamon Roll... I wish I knew about these decades ago

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 points 7 hours ago

Dark Chocolate Atkins are my jam.

[–] quinceyBones@lemmy.zip 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Let me tell you about breakfast shake shits.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 1 points 13 hours ago

I have not experienced those but they do not sound fun.