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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 51 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Show a man some bugs and he will be miserable for one day.
Teach a man how to code bad and he will be miserable for his whole life.

[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Yandere dev be like: 17000 line main class, take it or leave it

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 10 hours ago

"what is this switch case you speak of?"

[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

True words by a wise programmer