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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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For the discerning homebuyer/vampire who hates the idea of natural sunlight!

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1119-E-Puma-Ln-Lincoln-KS-67455/128506191_zpid/

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[–] don@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Huh. That, uh, headboard has some interesting adornments, there, pardner.

[–] Emperor 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What if your "guest" wants to leave early because they don't take well to the wall of crucifixes, the room of animal heads, the whole house in a barn feel or the fact that the neighbours are too far away to hear the screaming? Can't have them running off into the night missing skin now can we?

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 2 points 2 days ago

Doesn't matter. Nobody is hearing their screams.

[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Can't have them running off into the night missing skin now can we?

God no, that’d be terrible

[–] GreatAlbatross 1 points 3 days ago

They'd catch a death of cold.

[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Had to go back and look. I'm sure those are just assistive.

The horizontal could have easily been covered and I can't imagine it is comfortable to have there, even when not in use.