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Pentagon Approved Funds for MrBeast, Kelly Clarkson, Guy Fieri in 2023 (www.rollingstone.com)

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[–] 5in1k@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well my diarrhea yesterday was chunky and today it’s straight liquid. Both are shit. Kinda like Mr.Beast and any of the other fame whores.

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com -3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Do you honestly not find one preferable?

That's the discussion we're having: do lessers of two evils exist?

Obviously they do. Anyone arguing otherwise is just arguing for arguing's sake or is painfully and hilariously naive.

[–] 5in1k@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The lesser of two evils is still evil.

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com -1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Were you under the impression I said different or are you just trying to be poetic?

[–] 5in1k@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You keep saying one of them tastes better, I’m sure it does but I’m not going to consume them to find out. They are shit.

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 3 days ago

Okay so you agree with me.