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Republican Steve Scalise bizarrely blames 'DEI' and 'wokeness' for New Orleans terror attack (www.advocate.com)
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designs your cities so you can't be farther than 2 ft away from a road at any given time and then complains that car attacks only happened because of woke

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 9 points 4 days ago

I'm afflicted by the Woke Mind Virus™, so it's safe to say I'm Woke as Hell.

Never had any violent urges though, but I certainly understand why Luigi.