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Republican Steve Scalise bizarrely blames 'DEI' and 'wokeness' for New Orleans terror attack (www.advocate.com)

submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by Garibaldee@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml

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designs your cities so you can't be farther than 2 ft away from a road at any given time and then complains that car attacks only happened because of woke

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[–] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If anyone but a Christian white man does a crime it's because society has been working too hard (doing the bare minimum) to treat everyone else with the dignity they deserve?

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 days ago

Any crime could be framed as a failure in prevention, and any such failure could be blamed on "woke". It's the magic scapegoat.