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[โ€“] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wth? Then they'd need twice as much housing. And aid! These council members are idiots!

[โ€“] ClassyHatter@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not to mention the increase in medical costs. Cutting people in half is probably pretty difficult and costly procedure, and the halves would probably need pretty intense care to keep them alive.

[โ€“] gregor@gregtech.eu 12 points 2 weeks ago

Who said anything about keeping them alive?

[โ€“] moody@lemmings.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Homeless people are not worms. They don't grow back from both ends when you cut them in half.

[โ€“] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Worms don't grow back from both ends when you cut them in half

[โ€“] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Not with that attitude.