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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 87 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Even as a father I'll never understand the weird insecurity that dads like this experience. Like, am I thrilled that my kid is eventually going to grow up to probably grind and smash with her boyfriends behind the Quiznos? Of course not. But being brooding and possessive about it is weird. Maybe even Alabama kind of weird.

[–] thejml@lemm.ee 71 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I always find it interesting how some parents do this weird “don’t touch my daughter” but mix it with “give me grandkids!!”… like, you can’t have it both ways.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Throw stick! No take! Only throw!

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 27 points 1 week ago

Ah, but the doublethink is the point! Add in a lil religious hypocrisy, and oh baby you got a Southern American stew goin.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

These occur at different life stages for children

Teenager years, "Don't touch my daughter." / "Don't impregnate anyone."

Mid twenty and later, "Grandbabies please."

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe they're just really pro-adoption (not enough to do it themselves, though)

[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Nope, not at all. My parents berated me until I was 35 to "wait until you're ready to have kids." Then they were like, why are you waiting to have grandkids?! You've been married for 5 years!!!

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

their daughter can have kids, but only in a mary and joseph kind of way

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Not with that attitude you can’t.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah my fear is that my kids will be like every teenager since the dawn of humanity and not care that much about long-term consequences.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That's one weird thing in human, evolutionary: teenagers already get the drive (even more so than later) but the mind and body is not yet ready.

Wait, is that why we have grandparents?

Sorry, weird topic.

[–] Flummoxed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I 100% believe this is correct. Parents never seem ready, but damn those grandparents are!

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Ew, Quiznos? I expected better of you, son.