Programmer Humor

I did try to catch all of these signals:

                | "SIGABRT"
                | "SIGALRM"
                | "SIGBUS"
                | "SIGCHLD"
                | "SIGCONT"
                | "SIGFPE"
                | "SIGHUP"
                | "SIGILL"
                | "SIGINT"
                | "SIGIO"
                | "SIGIOT"
                | "SIGKILL"
                | "SIGPIPE"
                | "SIGPOLL"
                | "SIGPROF"
                | "SIGPWR"
                | "SIGQUIT"
                | "SIGSEGV"
                | "SIGSTKFLT"
                | "SIGSTOP"
                | "SIGSYS"
                | "SIGTERM"
                | "SIGTRAP"
                | "SIGTSTP"
                | "SIGTTIN"
                | "SIGTTOU"
                | "SIGUNUSED"
                | "SIGURG"
                | "SIGUSR1"
                | "SIGUSR2"
                | "SIGVTALRM"
                | "SIGWINCH"
                | "SIGXCPU"
                | "SIGXFSZ"
                | "SIGBREAK"
                | "SIGLOST"
                | "SIGINFO";