Fake news stories about a parrot (President Parrot, shortened to PP) being president and managing to be better than a real politician despite being a chaotic neutral parrot that just wants crackers.

president-parrot-patriotic

Beware, these are pretty cringe (but let's be real I've always been cringe) lmao:

https://hexbear.net/post/61555

https://hexbear.net/post/61583

https://hexbear.net/post/79474

https://hexbear.net/post/61856

https://hexbear.net/post/61531

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago

Oh, shit that was you? I liked the bit.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

Ngl, it's a pretty dumb bit and I love it! Genuine lol

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago

That was a good bit though

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

Thanks for sharing your PP with all of us, my feathery friend. owl-wink

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This is gold and the comments are gold too

bring back pp. Maybe give it some long stockings.

Did you write this at the lathe?