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Londoners are ‘cold’ and ‘mean’, according to one US family. But for real rudeness, go to Philadelphia | Arwa Mahdawi (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

if you are an American hoping to ingratiate yourself with the local people while on a trip to London, I have some tips. First: smile at strangers on the train. You have to really try to hold eye contact with them; if they scuttle off at the next stop looking terrified, chase after them, asking how their day is going. Londoners love that. They also love it when you stand in the middle of the escalator, blocking their way; that is a great ice-breaker. If all else fails, loudly inform everyone that you are from the US. Everyone loves Americans!

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