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Software is like an onion (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 weeks ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Pro tip, cut your onion in a well ventilated space. Like for example crack a window over the counter that you are cutting on, it will greatly reduce the effect, and it doesn't even need to be wide open

[–] insomnia_sufferer@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I’m not very acquainted with analogies so can you help me with understanding the software part of this?

[–] hollyberries@programming.dev 10 points 2 weeks ago

No matter what you do, crying is inevitable.

[–] dgriffith@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

......use Windows on an air-gapped PC to do all your software development? At least then hackers won't steal your source and post your shameful code on the internet.

[–] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

I have the kitchen vent running and oh my god it does not help one bit. I think I'm especially sensitive though. I remember as a kid, my eyes would water sitting in the living room as my dad cooked in the kitchen.

Not that the fumes can't go around but there was a wall between.