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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 200 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

- "Grandpa, did you fight in WW3?"
- "No, they wouldn't let me enlist because I masturbated way too much. Like an immediately disqualifying amount."

[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 64 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Grandpa, do you mind? It's hard to talk to you when you do that in front of me.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You kids today are soft, back in my day there was this big war & I could only use one hand because I needed the other to fight people that wanted to evacuate me.

Or that one time I had to hide in the attic & do it very quietly.

Or that time I had to do it with a super bright light in my face because there was something called "an interrogation" at the camp.

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Now you're just listing off my gooning kink playlist vids.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Did I tell you about the time I got stuck in the dryer?
I was again left with only one free hand!

Luckily I wasn't home alone, your stepmom was there too.

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I remember. I was watching from around the corner.

[–] Rafael@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

Go on.
Go-on.
Goon.

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Private Cowboy: Tough break for Hand Job. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical.

Private Joker: What was the matter with him?

Private Cowboy: He was jerkin' off ten times a day.

Private Eightball: No sh*t. At least ten times a day.

Private Cowboy: Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy f***er starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division