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A collage of crows in various poses with the caption: "This is a crow appreciation post" An image of a crow walking with the caption "strut!" An image of a polite looking crow with the caption "this one looks so polite" A list at the center of the image that says: "Crows are: - beautiful - intelligent - sassy - amazing" An image of a crow flying with the caption "graceful af" An image of a crow with it's beak open with the caption"you too could yell 'CAAAAW' ominously nothing's stopping you" The remaining captions are without accompanying images: "Just look at them?!!" "a group of crows is a 'murder' how badass does that sound? very." "I just love crows." The image is watermarked as "@undeaderthanthou"
Yeah, it would be one thing if I was living in an ultra-rural area and I could justify myself as just another intermittent food source for the resourceful little guys, but I think I would feel a touch awkward and guilty explaining to my neighbors and my landlord why the local Crow Gang(tm) always seemed to hang around my windows and were suspiciously well-fed.
but imagine the shiny things
shiny gifts from crows > respect from your community