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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

You can make scrambled eggs in the microwave in 3 minutes

[–] zante@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

3 minutes in most microwaves boiles water. So you can scramble an egg with water in a small container and it'll cook it.

Pretty useful for a quick breakfast in the breakroom right before your shift starts.
I would test it out at home first to get the hang of it.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Works well in leftover cup ramen broth. Stir it in, add any extra seasoning or bits, nuke it and enjoy. Makes the eggs taste like the ramen. I'm not an egg enjoyer but this tastes good.

[–] Szyler@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I too enjoy giving my body a shot of sodium.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I mix a bit of canned tuna in with mine, it reminds me of my mother.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

She was a special lady. Still is, but was, too.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 4 weeks ago

I'm sorry to have to finally tell you this, SatMag, but... She died during a horrible microwave accident. I... I gave her the leftover fish, I didn't think she'd microwave it!