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[–] miz@hexbear.net 66 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Ms. Harris inherited a campaign based in inconvenient Wilmington, Del.,

why is it inconvenient? with 1.5 bn you have the budget room to just lease a new office

that was built for President Biden,

as if the chairs were the wrong size or something

and she had limited time to refashion it to better suit her strengths.

lol what strengths??

[–] Sodium_nitride@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 day ago

The bourgeoise has 2 wolves inside them

I built amazon from my basement

Help I need custom designed rooms to do video meetings

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 35 points 1 day ago

She lost because the Feng shui was off.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

Furthermore, Wilmington is right between DC, where the Democratic Party is headquartered, and Philadelphia, the biggest Democratic stronghold in one of the most important swing states. How is that inconvenient?

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Old Man Smell in the office put a -5 modifier on her charisma and wisdom stats

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

she had limited time to refashion it to better suit her strengths

I know this is probably meant in the sense of altering it to better fit her team and their aims (which is still nuts, this is a presidential campaign you clowns just move a few desks around), but I prefer to imagine they were trying to decide on a paint color and change the aesthetic

Seems more befitting for a bunch this incompetent

[–] estii@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

trying to decide on a paint color and change the aesthetic

surely brat green

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Only for the summer, had to change it after to stay 'trendy'

hence the contention

[–] BGDelirium@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Changing the paint, decor, and layout every week because vibes and reasons

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Should have chosen the bright red illuminated walls of the suicide theater Edward G Robinson uses at the end of Soylent Green, given how badly they fucked up this campaign

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 18 points 1 day ago

It can’t have been our fault, it must be the fault of the office!