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[–] dukatos@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

And the bible never says the fruit was an apple

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Given the era, I wouldn't be surprised if it was actually a fig

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's the garden of eden so there's no reason to believe that it's a fruit we have. My head canon is that it was a giant, fruit shaped flaming hot Cheeto

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

So it was a FIG-ticious fruit?

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've never tried to eat bark, do I need the whole dog or...?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

just the vocal cords.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And snakes don't have human torsos.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

so, something like this?

spoiler___

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

the perfect woman...

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That demon was turned to a snake after the whole fruit debacle. Jod even gave a speech on how that would be a suitable punishment.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The demon is referred to as a serpent from its introductiom then god removes the serpents legs to make the serpent more serpenty. I blame the author for writing bad and confusing me.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Did you just “um actually” my “um actually”?

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

hell yeah brother

[–] almar_quigley@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

According to white men can’t jump it was a quince.