I once told my boss that when I advertised as being a java dev when he was wondering why I was having a hard time with JS. He still didn't get it and thought one was a subset of the other. I had to explain to him that you don't drive your carpet to work, they are infact different and only share some letters in common.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 46 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

One takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.

[–] blibla@slrpnk.net 1 points 6 hours ago

that's clever!

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 44 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 21 points 17 hours ago

Touche.

A flying nasty dirt magnet that takes you places.

So basically JavaScript with TypeScript.

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh that carpet is going to be definitively dirtier afterwards lol.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 points 5 hours ago

I'm sure he'll clean the rug.