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Jeremy failson more like. Dickhead buys a farm to dodge taxes, then gets pissy when the tax dode loophole gets a teeny tiny bit more ~~fiddlycult~~ ~~difficult~~ fiddlycult to loo.
Jere not my son more like. jemorony clackson more like

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[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 46 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The Clarkson's Farm and former Top Gear presenter will join the protesting farmers - against his doctors' orders after recent heart surgery.

"I will be there, despite having letters from doctors telling me not to go on the march and saying I must avoid stress,” he told the Sun.

There's an opportunity for something funny to happen

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 24 points 4 days ago

He's gonna fake a heart attack, slip on a banana peel and then land under a falling piano?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This man is not a farmer. He has said in interviews that he only bought a farm so that he wouldn't have to pay tax when shooting.

[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hey don't say that, he also got to make a TV show about acting like being a farmer

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

I'm guessing it was Clarkson doing an extended take of the "I'm a farmer, daddy!" scene from Freddy Got Fingered