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submitted 1 week ago by ElCanut@jlai.lu to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can I kill someone who wants to do this? How do I legally get away with it?

[–] LavenderDay3544@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Plead permanent sanity. If I was the judge I would let you go.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Plead permanent sanity.

temporary sanity is the best I can manage these days.

[–] Rednax@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Of myself of the now dead purpetrator?

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thanks bro

[–] LavenderDay3544@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I gotchu