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Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit (lemmy.today)
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[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 16 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Imagine that, scooping up cold butter on a spatula and slapping it indiscriminately on your partner’s exposed butt.

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Go on...

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 4 points 1 week ago

Next the step involves a little setup before hand. You use microwaved butter and a funnel, then drizzle it while its hot.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Room temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.

[–] enbyecho@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I'm not sure I want to imagine that in this context. Other contexts, no problemo. Just not this one.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

You don't?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

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