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[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 217 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"We call her Carrie, because of the carriage return."

You can also try to give the child NULL as middle name for additional fun.

Hey "java.lang.NullPointerException" can I borrow your pen?

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 166 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)
[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Oh no, it gets worse:

Prank or not, Tartaro was playing with fire by going with NULL in the first place. “He had it coming,” says Christopher Null, a journalist who has written previously for WIRED about the challenges his last name presents. “All you ever get is errors and crashes and headaches.”

Archive link: https://archive.ph/o/Foe1r/https://www.wired.com/2015/11/null/

[–] bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml 84 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I just realized that the shitty software on the other side of the divide is casting null to ”null", which absolutely explains that issue. What a cluster

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I love to rag on languages with weak typing, because of the potential for a bug, but seeing it play out in reality, directly with user input, that's certainly something else.

[–] kernelle@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

shudders in NodeJS

[–] neanderthal@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

He is being too nice. He needs to get a lawyer and sue that shitty company for harassment and whatever else.

ETA: The US isn't overly litigious. We are under litigious if anything.

[–] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

Large corporations are overly litigious. Individuals can't afford to be litigious enough.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Yeah, this is his daughter

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

they should have just used rust smh