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[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 211 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mom's new boyfriend is a smart fella, but her son seems to be a fart smella.

[โ€“] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Modern day poetry, ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

[โ€“] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Most hilarious tongue twister for kids under 10:

One smart fella, he felt smart
Two smart fellas, they felt smart
Three smart fellas, they all felt smart

[โ€“] Etterra@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

How did this one not make the rounds when I was a kid? All we had was Claude Balls, Seymour Butts, and Jack Mehoff. Oh and super racist stuff about the Polish that stays dead.

[โ€“] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 19 hours ago

We need a community for internet comment's poetry.