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The office is empty at 6:30? Preposterous (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)

His work is probably just sending emails and booking meetings.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

His work is THE HUSTLE and NETWORKING with the office manager about getting half-caff pods while she's trying to go HOME to her CHILDREN heh while he's grinding that INBOX ZERO productivity, carefully reading and NODDING INTENTLY - BROW STITCHED IN INTENSE CONCENTRATION as he scans every single business opportunity email and either archives (never delete a lead (NDaL life)) or replies to each one individually. Sleep or inbox zero? The choice is easy for the grinder

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

He's a BUSINESS ANGEL and his title is IMPACT, it says so on his LINKEDIN, which is where REAL WORK happens