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If you’re English and move to Wales, you should at least have the decency to become aggressively Welsh, learning the language, chiding people for speaking English and calling for the torching of holiday homes, to the point where native Welsh nationalists suggest that you tone it down a bit.
as long as they suggest it in welsh, sure. otherwise (or if anyone else talks to you in english, even your mum), you should pretend to aggressively not understand english. pretend you've never heard of such a thing.
You should also substitute all vowels in your name with consonants - e.g. Mark becomes Mwch.