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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 88 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

friend says fucked up shit, asks if you agree

"What? No. Shit no! I believe you get your ass kicked for saying shit like that."

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah. Don't wait for them to ask. Tell them they are being an asshat. It's good for them

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Don't believe that was in this fine piece of cinema. Ass Clown on the other hand...

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Treat them like the printer ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"What the fuck dude, you're talking like there's no paper in tray two after I just filled it. Fuck off!"

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

What the fuck does that mean?!

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 2 weeks ago

"Do you hear yourself right now?"

I would never treat people the way I feel towards printers! Hateful, vile things...