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[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Now I want the rule 34 version of the story of John Henry. Like, the next pokemon trailer comes out, and one NSFW artist has to put out porn of the new professor before the AI can generate it.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

You mean THIS John Henry?

Almost writes itself, what with him being a steel-driving man hammering away with his big tool so the train can enter the tunnel..