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Woman Wants Landlord to Pay After Finding Cockroach Imbedded in Her Ear (www.ibtimes.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by lemmee_in@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 127 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

The landlord has offered to cover it with cheap white paint, but that’s the best he can do

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 29 points 3 weeks ago

I’m pretty sure landlords paint by putting fireworks inside a can of paint, a la Mr bean.

https://youtu.be/T9MAmWnOznI (skip to 2:43, I don’t know how to do that on mobile)

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

I have seen apartments with a dead cockroach literally painted over, on the wall. Part of the ship part of the crew vibes

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago

Someone ought to put a bug in their ear about this then