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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 155 points 2 months ago (2 children)

As my wife says. "Why would I want to fuck a fascist lazy lay that's in love with a grandpa?"

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 36 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Does she say this to you after you ask her something or during conversations about politics?

[–] willya@lemmyf.uk 28 points 2 months ago

She says it In her sleep when he goes for that 3 AM spooning.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago

that's the thing about wives, they do be saying things.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

She's a keeper.

Especially if she says this kinda unprompted.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

Married 30 years. Also, she absolutely murders clichΓ©s like Ziva David did in NCIS.