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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Golden brown is however seared you like it, as long as it's cooked, and there's no pink. Cooking is not a science, unlike programming. Personally, I like a good crusty sear.

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Golden Brown is a song by the Stranglers released in 1982

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey, I was released in 1982!

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What a coincidence. Did you ever get tied to the mast and sent to distant lands?

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Do commercial airline seats count?

[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Beef doesn't go golden brown when you sear it

Golden brown is the colour of cooked wheat flour products - things toast to golden, they don't sear to golden